1. Local knowledge — he's here every day, you're not.
2. So you can concentrate on "making" the putt, not reading it.
3. So they don't get replaced by golf carts (keep it up!)
4. He can hold your beer while you're driving.
5. He has years of experience finding golf balls.
6. Almost 100% guaranteed not to laugh at your swing (almost).
7. Because somebody needs to remember to apply a "winter rules" strategy when you deploy the foot wedge.
8. For the right price, they can ensure victory against your buddies.
9. He doesn't care how well you play... just how well you tip.
10. His last loop could have been with the Dali Lama himself... flowing robes, grays, striking...

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